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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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Flea Market Montgomery

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! December 13, 2008
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marketa

means a shiny pure white pearl. a very strong and forthright person. anyone named marketa were princesses.
who's the girl with the shiny glow?

oh, that's just marketa.
by thats what i said July 8, 2010
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bull market

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.
Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Markeisha

The baddest of them all. she tends to be shy at first but once you get to know her she's as lively as ever. Beautiful and not just her looks. Her soul and intentions are most of the time pure. Smart girl who just needs to break out of her shell.
Wow you're such a Markeisha. I wish i could be you.
by kellyoung123 January 8, 2017
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Flea Market Montgomery

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.
by Sub Jan September 12, 2007
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Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
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