marmaduke

a talking dog. or a close friend.

hey, look at that marmaduke

by maramdukegooch August 3, 2010

marmaduke

The act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner's ball sac is revealed.

I was so upset by the referee's bad call, that I dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.

by Rowdy Yates January 5, 2006

marmaduking

Moping about all big and stupid like. Extreemly uncoordinated with the constant fear of falling or tripping over something. Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

by The James Thompson September 16, 2014

marmaduke

An extraordinarily large or voluminous bowel movement. Named in part for the comic-strip Great Dane, known for his extreme size, and in part for duke, a shortening of the fecal synonym dookie.

"Be careful in that stall man, someone took a massive marmaduke in there. It's filling like 75% of the bowl, and they clearly left it there out of pride. Or maybe the toilet just gave up."

by Ambivalent1 May 2, 2014

Marmaduked

When a great dane jizzes on your face.

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!

by cumjerky September 12, 2010

marmaduke

the runt of the pack. commonly to refer to himself as 'frodo' due to lack of originality and pure BUTTERZness. can be found wanking over pictures of huckleberry with his grotty little willy.

is that a meal worm or a penis you're wanking with you disgusting marmaduke!

by huckleberry1 July 19, 2011

marmaduked

to be drunk or have been drunk

we were totally marmaduked

by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2008