marker

an ink thingy that writes... you can use your imagination to draw on paper... is sometimes used to get high off of but thats usually it sharpies but is still a marker... has pretty colors... most of the time it is used for graded school... and if you don't know what the hell it is then i don't know what to tell you... the real question is, is why are u looking up the word marker?
dude i just got a marker... thats bluuuuuue!!!
by captain mv June 09, 2010
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markering

(verb) a form of sexual repression where individuals simulate the act of sex with clothes on by ritualistically drawing phallic symbols with markers, pens, other writing implements while grinding their pelvises together.
Katie and Nick were so markering each other all throughout college until Nick died from chemical poisoning.
by Jdogg4 February 04, 2009
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marker

a term sometimes used by bulimic people
it means something you ate right before something you were going to purge. it's an indicator for how much you want to throw up. so sometimes people suffering from bulimia will eat food that's colorful to know that they've purged as many calories as desired.
sufferer 1: last night was the first time i threw up until the marker.
promia sufferers: good job!
by idbethrowingup November 07, 2020
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Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom April 04, 2014
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Marker TPOT

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.
by doofenlocked January 13, 2021
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Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
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hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement
The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect
by winnipegdude January 25, 2012
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