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Mario Kart 7

The latest installment of Mario Kart named Mario Kart 7. The game itself has the same graphics as Mario Kart Wii. The game is really fun, and every Racing Game Fans should try it out.

PROS:
The game: The game is quite addicting, and anybody could find theirselves playing the game for about 5 hours.

Communities: Communities are one of the most exciting features of Mario Kart; they are created by normal players, IGN Moderators, and even Nintendo itself. A community is a group of racers, who compete each other to win permanent points. For example, on the Let's Play community, one player has first place by collecting 2,500 points by racing.

Kart customisations: For the first time, you get to actually create your custom kart! From the standard original kart to the famous Gold Kart, from the regular tires to the Slick tires, from the Super Glider to the Gold Glider, the new kart ideas are endless!

CONS:

Addiction: The game is extremely addicting, and you do not want to stay up all night, trying to beat the Mirrored Lightning Cup.

Connection: The worldwide connection is somewhat poor, for when you get ready for another race, a communication error occurs.
Gamer1: Is that the new Mario Kart?
Gamer2: Yeah! It's pretty fun!
Gamer1: WHOA!! Wait, why is there a '7' at the end of the name?
Gamer2: It's the seventh installment of the Mario Kart Series.
Gamer1: Why don't they just call it Mario Kart 3D?
Gamer2: It's also called Mario Kart 7 because of the famous Lucky 7 number, so they decided to create a new item called the Lucky 7 that lets you have all items at once.
Neighbor: SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
by NiteStrike December 30, 2011
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Mario Kart Depression

When you get extremely depressed and turn emo because of something small or stupid
Did you see Rhys? I heard he has Mario Kart Depression, what a LOSER!
by SausageManM8 January 11, 2020
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Mariotard

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.
"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"
by RealDeaI July 19, 2015
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Mario kart

a game that will leave you with one friend less
Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
by SuperM789 January 1, 2019
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Mario Kart Wii

Me: Hey dude, you wanna play Mario Kart Wii?
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020
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Mario Kart

Mario Kart is a racing game series made by Nintendo, featuring characters from many games starring Mario and his friends. The Mario Kart games are known for their madcap action with unique racing courses and the use of items to sabotage opponents.

Games in the series:
Super Mario Kart (Super Nintendo Entertainment System): The first game in the series revolutionized racing with it unique game play, use of items and two-player mode.
Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64): The sequel to Super Mario Kart, it featured amazing graphics and all new courses, plus being able to play with up to four players.
Mario Kart Super Circuit (Game Boy Advance): Going back to the semi-3D days of Super Mario Kart, this game combines the best of both the first two Mario Kart games with new tracks and classic gameplay. This game even has all of the Super Mario Kart tracks available for play as unlockables.
Mario Kart Double Dash!! (Nintendo Gamecube): One of the more insane games in the series, this one changed things over entirely with each kart being driven by two characters, which could be swapped during a race. This also featured the ability to pick from multiple vehicles as opposed to being limited to racing in tiny Go-Karts.
Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS): The latest game in the series is one of the first to include free online play via Nintendo WiFi Connection. There were multiple karts for each driver, and the game also includes tracks from the previous Mario Kart games.
Hey, who's up for a game of Mario Kart?
by Lem_Gambino January 2, 2006
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Mariokarting

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.
Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.
by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009
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