Mariano

Mariano AKA Bok Choy, is a very annoying person who loves Minecraft and likes to hog the bed and shower.

Mariano plays Minecraft for no reason.

by Yehegdvhsuwjsjzjx September 4, 2019

mariano

a total sweetheart.
marianos are absolutely wonderful, always winning you over with their latin charm. intelligent, thoughtful,and sweet, it's hard not to love a mariano. although they are prone to occassional lapses in judgement, they will always be the sweetest guy you know.

He is such a mariano.

by the turtledove April 9, 2009

Mariano’s

All Mariano’s are very Sweet and generous men, most of the time they have reddis or curly black/brown hair. He will be amazing in bed- you’ll never forget it. Huge cock. Mariano’s can seem very innocent but very bad boys. He attracts a lot of girls so it’s hard fot him to know who to go for but sometimes he just likes to be independent. He is a keeper. His best feature is his loyalty and trust.

Boy: Hey what’s up with You and Mariano
Girl: Idk he seems to be losing feelings..maybe j should try harder i don’t want to lose him
Boy: Mariano’s a very good guy go talk to him

by Herball Jesicowski March 7, 2021

Marianoing

to be so fuckin sexy, handsome, husband material, capable of turning on any female, cooking best food, being the funniest human being.

he’s has been marianoing lately, damn.

by Salma882003 January 7, 2022

mariano

an emo edgy boy

mariano che schifo quello

by xShotoBey January 18, 2022

jess mariano

saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌

jess mariano from gilmore girls!

by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021

Mariano Rivera

The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.

Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.

Dude #2: Damn.

by yanks42 July 15, 2009