March 29

only the thickest and most finest girls are born on march 29.

“dang did you see that girl that walked by? she thick and fine.”

“well yeah dude, she’s born in march 29.”

March 29 by ur hot dad January 6, 2022

March 29

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

March 29 by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

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March 29

This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion

Person: Hey do you know what day it is?

March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈

March 29 by Abomination October 27, 2019

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anyone born on this day are the best. They are caring and love their friends so much. It might not be shown a lot, but they would do anything for their friends. People born on this day have very big hearts and suffer from a lot of pain mentally. Though they try their best to get through it. They also always put their friends before them.

friend 1: "when is your birthday?"
frined 2: "march 29, why?"
friend 1: "OMG YOU'RE THE BEST"

march 29 by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022