marts

The ancient god of Love, relevant in its time. Given to the chosen sons of this god, the name 'Marts' holds many secret powers

'This guys name is Marts'

by Nick Finkleberry October 15, 2004

The Mart

A fat ass who is usually called slow by the football coach

WTH UR GETTING DROPPED FROM THE TEAM The Mart BECAUSE UR SLOWER THAN THE FRICKING DEFENDER

by Mandel innit llol August 21, 2021

mart

When someone burps and the stench is so foal and trash smelling that it could easily have been a fart.

Group of people in a car traveling home from dinner...

Guy 1 - "burp"
Guy 2 - My God! Who farted?
Guy 1 - Sorry dude, I marted.

by BD Brakefield October 17, 2014

Marts

Absolute sex beast, also likes to show off his 12 gauge

Jesus Marts, have a cold shower and put that beast away... Do you have a permit for that??

by Fredrick Robinson February 02, 2005

Mart

A Mart is a genuine top Aussie bloke. He will never dog the boys and drop everything when another Mart is in need. Marts drink XXXX Gold and fish in every minute of spare time.

Oi Shooter Williamson is such a Mart.

by OldMart October 15, 2014

Mart

Mouth-Fart, while Making out, or French Kissing you & your partners lips seperate and make a fart noise. Very embarrasing.

Guy 1:Aww man I was Mackin on my girl last night when we tottally MARTED it was hilarious.
Guy 2:WTF is a Mart?!
Guy 1:You know a mouth fart?
Guy 2:Oooh HAHAHAH Douchebag!

by Jimmypoo April 01, 2007

mart

a toxic sulfureous fart cloud expelled from the asshole of someone who recently smoked methamphetamine; has a tendency to linger

Dean: “Yo Tony, wtf…? that is not cool! Did you just fucking mart?”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”

by BucketBear September 10, 2023