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maple fever

A fetish for girls of the Canadian race.
It's bad enough we have to live in America and now all the boys with Maple Fever are going to want to have at our daughter!
by Hank South November 8, 2015
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Maple Milk

Milk produced by a lactating Canadian man.

Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.

It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.

Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.

The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
“I heard you met the prime minister! Please tell me you exchanged you maple milk”

“Maple milk eh.”

“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”

“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**

knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
by Resicoi August 3, 2019
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Maple legs

Maple legs. Usually a Canadian gal with legs for miles. That are golden like maple syrup.
Did you see maple legs at hay days?
Maple legs can tap my tree for some syrup.
by Bog ding September 20, 2016
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Mapleboo

Someone with a Non-Canadian ethnicity obsessed with Canadian culture.
Oh my god, Kenny is such a Mapleboo, he watches Canadian ice hockey and drinks maple syrup, like, all the time.
by NikolaDragunov June 2, 2018
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Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.
David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.
by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019
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maple fever

When someone has clear sexual preference for someone from Canada
"You've got the maple fever, huh buddy"
by scratchpiece November 8, 2015
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mapletard

A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.
My God, that guy is such a mapletard. Why does he keep ksing all our mobs? Must be because he played too much Maple.
by EvoFire March 20, 2008
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