The worst city in existence. South of Seattle in King County, WA, there is literally nothing to do, every middle school guy is a retarded immature skaterfag wannabe stick thin faggot. every girl in any school is either a tremendous whore, a fucking bitch or a drama starting cuntqueef. oh, and everyone either is on drugs or cuts themself. Or both. For fun, Maple Valleyians usually leave Maple Valley to go to a less shitty place.
Maple Valley Girls, are girls who think that their life is worse then everybody else's. They do drugs, drink, and smoke, as a way to try and get attention. They think that its a right of passage, and that everyone will love you after you do it. Getting high is their main sport, and when it comes to guys, they let them do anything they want. They cut or drink because they are rich little bitches, that think they deserve so much more.