Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Maturity Time Out

A time out given to an adult who needs to grow up.

Bob needs a maturity time out, he's acting like a child.

by Belle2006 August 6, 2011

maturity

The ability to recognize when it is acceptable to act in an immature manner

Leaving before he let his anger get the best of him was a sign of his maturity.

by B-HAC August 16, 2010

emotional maturity

Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done

It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people

by johnnyblaze202020 May 4, 2018

The Anderson Maturity Scale

A scale from 1-20 to rank the maturity of a person. 1 being the least mature and 20 being the most mature.

Tom was a 1 on the Anderson Maturity Scale

by The Anderson Scale October 24, 2017

maturity

the state of being so jaded by the shittiness of life that you cannot have fun easily, and must seek and destroy the fun of those who can.

Dude that cop is so mature.

by DCLXVI June 30, 2003

Maturity

maturity is self reflection. maturity is self awareness. maturity is independence. maturity the the ability to know when ur wrong and apologise. maturity is something that i hope u and ur friends can some day achieve because ur naive outlook on the world genuinely saddens me

Maturity is so cool.They disagree with us?IMATURE.Different opinion? IMATURE.Dont want to lick our shoes?IMATURE

by Dizzydave04 December 1, 2021