The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.
Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"
Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016
Get the Manstress mug.1. when a woman has a man hold her purse for her, he has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manstrapped
3. when a woman dates a man and stops seeing her friends, she has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manstrapped
3. when a woman dates a man and stops seeing her friends, she has been manstrapped
Denise manstrapped Frederick when she had him hold her purse for her while she went to the washroom.
by Dahlia R October 16, 2008
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adj. Being of male species and having an extremely emotional menstrual cycle. With up and down emotions. Ranging from one day to a whole month.
Girlfriend: "Damn Billy you've been acting really emotional lately".
Billy: "Sorry babe, I've been on my manstrual cycle, should clear up when I drop my balls".
Billy: "Sorry babe, I've been on my manstrual cycle, should clear up when I drop my balls".
by CAMMYdoodles February 6, 2009
Get the Manstrual mug.When a guy gets really hormonal and PMS-y. They get random mood swings. It comes more often than once a month.
by 4564315 June 9, 2011
Get the Manstruating mug.An astronaut (say a NASA astronaut from the ongoing Curiosity project or any such in the future) who dies on / on his way to / on his way back from / because of something related to his/her journey to/from MARS, which is for the sake of Science/Astronomy/humanity.
Of course, I doubt about any need to elucidate it. Play with the words 'Mars' and 'martyr' is all it is. This is a word of the future!
Hope there won’t be any Marstyrs :)
Of course, I doubt about any need to elucidate it. Play with the words 'Mars' and 'martyr' is all it is. This is a word of the future!
Hope there won’t be any Marstyrs :)
This new pioneering NASA project is gonna create a lot of Marstyrs because of its deadly mission conditions.
by Anoop Dixith May 31, 2013
Get the Marstyr mug.Can refer to any large caliber gun or bullet that will immediately "stop" a person with one hit. You might live from receiving a limb shot. But there is little to no chance of surviving a hit to the head or body. .50 AE, .45 ACP and .357 Magnum are popular calibers know as manstoppers. The larger the better.
by MRocco October 30, 2010
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A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
A phenomena that occurs when a man experiences sudden uncontrollable joy. This can be brought on by a variety of circumstances - all of which depend on food preference, likes/dislikes, and/or sexual orientation.
The "manty puddle" can range from a small quarter sized stain on the front of the man's pants (caused by the release of Cowper's fluid) to an entirely soaked leg (due urinary incontinence).
(In a hardware store...)
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
Husband: "Wow honey, would ya look at the blade on that circular saw! Can you imagine all the wood I could cut with that?"
Wife: "Would you mind telling the wood in your pants to settle down?! Are you developing a manty puddle darling?"
(At a college frat party...)
Bro 1: "Dude, did you see that top that Janice is wearing tonight? Those sweater puppies look like they could use some air. I'm gonna see if she'll let em out of the cage tonight!"
Bro 2: "Slow down turbo...you need to check your front deck. Is that Guinness on your grundle or did you just acquire a massive manty puddle from staring at Janice?!"
(In a Nursing Home...)
Granddaughter: "Here's your juice Grandpa. Use both hands and hold on tight!"
Grandpa: *Wheezes*
Granddaughter: "Oh look! The Price is Right is on!" *Theme Music*
Grandpa: *Moans, followed by a grin*
Granddaughter: "Oh Grandpa, not again! Your the only one I know who can destroy a depends with a manty puddle..."
by J.D.elicious April 6, 2009
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