Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

by Oalder February 26, 2021

gash mashing

To have rought vaginal sex with a female , usually after injesting many alcoholic beverages.

After a few cocktails, I did some gash mashing on the GF.

by Bucky-boy Tiger-Lilly August 29, 2009

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.

There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!

by wj+akg December 27, 2010

Pud Mashing

Forcing a flaccid penis into a vagina.

Last night My sick didn’t work so Jessica was in for a night of pud mashing

by Pud masher January 13, 2022

gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018