H. Mantooth is everything mankind wishes it was...or wasn't. H. Mantooth is a Doctor, a mass murderer of Spartan-class Marines, an intellect with an intelligence equivalent to 1000 Einsteins (yes, THE Albert Einstein), and was seen dating your mother in the last issue of People Magazine. However, H. Mantooth is also a rapist of his 2 sons. This, however, is a different story. He is part of the same family that Reggie Mt. resides from. He is also one of the leading researchers on OPERATION: Paste Project.
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"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
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"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"
"H. Mantooth will bring mankind into the 21st century, that is only if you sit back and watch it happen."
"H. Mantooth signed my hand! Now I'm spiffy."
"Mantooth could take on Al Queida by himself - providing he submits George W. Bush to their audiences and strikes in the background"
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A man who wears a hard hat in a safe zone, whilst tucking in their lab coat into their pants, but with no belt on. On occasion, butterflying through the air whilst shaking shit down their leg. He has so much plaque built up on his teeth, it looks like one big ass tooth.
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