mantenance

1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.

2) The antidote for the random public boner.

Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.

Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.

by mantenance March 26, 2011

manternach

when a male pisses sitting down

He had to leave the table in order to manternach

by captain catheter September 25, 2003

ManateesAreYinzers

ManateesAreYinzers has admin on my friend's Roblox game. He tends to be quite the troll and plays the sound of my ear ringing and Dababy saying LESS GO. Stop.

ManateesAreYinzers can you STOP PLAYING THESE AUDIOS W'RE TRYING TO RP

by MelonMCOfficial April 11, 2021

mantena

Largest cock having family in the world

Damn its one of them mantenas

by Mantenaman May 10, 2022

manetenance

Washing, combing, brushing, and trimming of yer equine friend's neck-shawl.

Frequent trail-riding through dusty or twiggy areas obliges you to perform manetenance more often on yer trusty saddle-steed.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023