From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.
Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."
Enrique: "Oh cool."
(later that night)
Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."
Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
Enrique: "Oh cool."
(later that night)
Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."
Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
by atforpres November 26, 2010
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No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!
by AANDZ October 15, 2011
Get the Man-mel Toe mug.When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.
Our manager, Dennis, wears his Jordache jeans he bought in 1980 on jeans and hawaiian shirt day at work. They are so tight, it appears that his nuts are getting a divorce.
by imbadinnv August 28, 2005
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Get the Bobby Mantoe mug.The swelling of the male appendage caused by infrequent or negligible sexual activity becomes prominent when wearing ill fitting or tight trousers.
by Franky J September 15, 2007
Get the mantoe mug.n. An oversized athlectic cup worn with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the Jeff Mantoe that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Wearing an oversized athlectic cup with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Wearing an oversized athlectic cup with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the XXL cup that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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