fat man pants

tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.

Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.

by fatmanpants December 9, 2008

action-man pants

in platonic or workplace relationships when you consider a friend of the opposite gender to be non-sexual, named after the style of moulded plastic underwear worn by the britsh toy 'action-man'. I.e. You can't find them sexual because from your point of view they lack genitals.

your friend Barbara is really hot, but I suppose you've known her such a long time she wears action-man pants...

by Blisteredcanker September 5, 2010

Man in pants

A very macho, manly man kind of guy. The kind of guy who would rescue you if you were hanging off the edge of a burning building.

Oh man, he's so cute, sweet and so manly - he's the man in pants.

by pinktemptress January 10, 2006

Pants man

That strange man that you find smelling your pants when you come home from work. Is often greek.

As I stepped through the dark portal into my room, I found a pants man sitting there, just sniffing and smelling my pants. He was greek.

by Stinkily malicious September 7, 2004

Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants

“C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN”

by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022