Man bag 

Carried by hardnuts and chavs who think they own the world, man bags are items that are often seen outside mc Donald’s, the kid carrying them is probably riding a Carrera Vengeance with his Chav buddies in a ride out session.

Oh look it’s a man bag boy

Man bag by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Man-bag 

To partake in sexual act of tea-bagging during a threesome with two men. The women lies down facing upwards while the first male sits across her chest lowering his testicle sack into her mouth. The second male then crouches down adding his sack to her mouth.

Helen was so drunk last night she invited Tom and David back to hers for a Man-bag

Man-bag by Paulschafer June 22, 2014

Man-Bag 

A man who has let himself be used by another man as a carry-all on the street for narcotics such as crack cocaine or heroine, the drugs in question being rolled up in condoms and then hidden up his bottom and transported to their destination in that way, either by walking, car, motorbike, push-bike, bus, train, ferry, or helicopter, either locally or long distance, but not internationally.

My dear chap, all I want you to do this morning is to transport these rolled up condoms full of cocaine through the streets up your bottom. There is no question of you being a Man-Bag for me, as I will not even be on the street with you, as this is something you are doing for your own profit and entirely of your own volition.

Man-Bag by Zamboozee May 11, 2011

man bag tragedy 

a man bag tragedy occurs when
A, you find yourself purchasing one.
B, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
C, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
D, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
E, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity

'oh that man bag looks so cool'
'dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag'
steve 'hey that man bag is so much better than mine' James 'yes it really brings out the colour in my puff'
'hey look theres an undercover homo with a man bag tragedy'

man bag tragedy by leroymarshall May 19, 2013

european man bag 

European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.

George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"

european man bag by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014

Fruity Man Bag

1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.

Elton John's 'fruity man bag' is ripe with gay goo.

Fruity Man Bag by Chester Cheatwood September 12, 2006

big man bag purse 

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

big man bag purse by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014