Mashiho

- the one and only center; known as the nation's center

The nation's center Mashiho is loved by a lot fans.

by xoxocmg April 30, 2019

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

mashing keyboards

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

malshrek

When one is bad to shrek, malshrek

“Why are you malshrek? He’s perfect.”

by ShReK_696969 May 10, 2022

magshimim

a bunch of virgins who sold their soles in exchange for laptops. the average "magshim" will guard his virginity until hes 40. usually in groups, magshimim will amplify eachothers virginity by using extremly bad jokes which they call "magshimemes" , the first thing to do when encountered with a magshimeme is to call the police and try to defend yourself, their helplessness is infectious.

dont you ever get near me with that magshimeme, go back to magshimim
this laptop is worth more than your soul, nerd from magshimim

by nissiMizrahi October 18, 2018

Malthias Religion

A religion/ cult based around the hating and murdering of feminist as they are mentally il and need help. They were formed in 2017 in the state of Illinois. This religion/ cult is on the rise and may be ready to attack at any moment. Malthias are not really bad people at heart.

"yo dude are you a Malthias?"

"yea man"
"well i was just verbally assaulted by a feminist"
"lets go talk with he- i mean it"
Malthism is not a joke and should be taken seriously - Malthias Religion
well malthias will also stop at nothing to stop a feminist at all cost and will even kill just to get rid of or fix the feminist but what must be done must be done as easy as that. me myself? no i ma not a "Malthias" Cult follower but they have a website and everything so yeah.

by Clash Royale is gay December 3, 2018

Mashiho

One of TREASURE's all rounders who not only sings and dances well, he can also rap, play drums, do acrobatics, and has lot more talents yet to be shared. A cutie with his chorong chorong eyes but can easily seduce you when he wants to...

Mashiho? No, that's Takata senpai for you.

by ennuiennui October 19, 2020