Major

A giant hypocrite that will shit on you constantly but if you use his logic he says he doesn't understand

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major by long john 15 January 2, 2011

The leader of a football firm. Every firm has a major.

"I'm shitting the Westham v. Millwall match...I hear united have a brutal major!"

Major by bclindsey October 16, 2008

Huge Cock and Huge balls and dates about 11 girl with fat ass and a lot of friends and if he said to give him head you got to do it

Look is major with a fat cock

meaning, badd, fierce, fabulous, bossy, sexy, top notch.

"she major."
"he major"
"them shoes is major"

major by bee-fab April 5, 2009

A indian boy who people commonly mistake for Ajit Pai, will often make daddy jokes on the internet with no shame.

Look it's a Major on that's typing in discord

large human being (very large), makes everyone his "bitch", swears he live, get's fed with a shovel