magic box

Any technology device that you can't deny is what you really want. In my boring house the modem is the magic box. It could be a TV. I have also refered to my laptop as a magic box.

Nothing should really be a magic box but in today's introverted world you see it much too often. Any magic box is likely to lead to an obsession; or is the obsession.
My mom took away the magic box because she is a bitch. My life sucks right now.
by a clever ud user September 07, 2009
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Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos
The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.
by Bloodhands September 13, 2018
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Magic Box Theory

The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.

Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".

A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".

My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"

My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
by CPUOverclocker64 December 14, 2009
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magic box of fire

i.e. A lighter, a device used to lite things, or start a fire
"Hey do you have a magic box of fire so i can light my cigarette?"
by Captian LuLu January 25, 2007
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box magic

After fingering a girl's pussy, you give her a wet willy with her own juices.
So, I was hooking up with this chick and right after I gave her the box magic, she puked in my mouth.
by wheli January 25, 2008
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Magical Squid Box

A Magical box .... With a squid inside.
"My magical squid box has a squid inside." -Person 1

"How magical, to have a magical box, with a squid inside." -Person 8
by Person 2-7 September 23, 2010
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magic glow box

He believes whatever the magic glow box tells him to believe. ... all those commercials on TV and radio without having them pop up elsewhere, ...

Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....
by RoBky January 17, 2011
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