When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.
"The Count's not making much sense these days."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
by landwehr34 May 3, 2023
Get the Marlboro Malady mug.A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
by EZorLeche November 1, 2009
Get the chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady mug.1)the disease of love very common in Geoffrey Chaucer's books when knights fall in love so much that they can't eat sleep and stay in bed all day
2) can also be applicable to people who love too deeply where they are affected mentally by not being able to confess their feelings
2) can also be applicable to people who love too deeply where they are affected mentally by not being able to confess their feelings
Sunita : " She is expriencing loveris maladye bc her lover is moving away to another continent "
Pamela : "Poor girl, she is always unlucky in love"
Pamela : "Poor girl, she is always unlucky in love"
by pipicumlover08 March 10, 2025
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