Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"

by MangoII December 27, 2017

Mailani

A Hawaiian name meaning "To extol, praise, treat as a chief or great favorite, indulge, spoil, favor."

Mailani is a wahine.

by MailaniAloha February 5, 2010

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Mailen

Mailen is the perfect girl. She is pretty, kind, awesome and funny. She has a special name and loves it. She is the best and her friends think so to

What, are you freinds with Mailen? You lucky bastard.

by MaIAlM August 27, 2017

Ron Maclean’d

Named after Hockey Night In Canada Sportscaster; Used to describe an act of disloyalty and deception by a sneaky person who is only interested in his/her own well being and interests.

I don’t understand why you didn’t listen when we told you that your sister in-law was going to Ron Maclean you.

Ouch, sorry to hear you got Ron Maclean’d

by Shaune George Pratt November 16, 2019

Mailman

Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.

"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

by poochoo April 13, 2005