friend: you have a girlfriend?
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
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