my boyfriend 

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

my boyfriend by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

my boyfriend 

i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails

someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!

someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours

my boyfriend by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022

My boyfriend 

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(

Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH

My boyfriend by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

my boyfriend 

The best person in the whole world, his name i will not say for his sake, but my boyfriend is my Ikea and my boyfriend means the world to me. My boyfriend is the guy i want to live the entirety of my life with, he is the one i want to grow old with.

I love you Ikea man, you are so special to me

I love my boyfriend more than anything and anyone in the world.

my boyfriend by Mejse March 24, 2023

my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.

Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!

my boyfriend lives in Canada by Coonpuff October 14, 2015

My boyfriend pulled a Joel 

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

My boyfriend pulled a Joel by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me 

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me by Handle100 August 8, 2023