Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.
For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).
The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.
For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).
The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.
by Cullinator January 20, 2012
When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.
by naima April 06, 2015
your shit is my bread!!!
by MadDogVlad November 07, 2006
Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
Having oral sex.
by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010
by Jihaleh August 08, 2012
What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019