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A very good and very popular trading card game by Wizards of the Coast. Far superior to Pokemon but targets an older group.
by Rakeri August 11, 2003
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MTGS

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by Seventinni January 31, 2018
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MTG Hangover

The sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy play of Magic the Gathering; can start with but not limited to symptoms of fatigue, belly aches (from large amounts of geek food, paper-cuts, and in small cases waking up in a bed filled with Poison Counters or otherwise useless token/land cards
With a big game like that to end the night you will be sure to have a MTG Hangover.
by CookedNoodles July 12, 2011
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The full MTG

A degree of delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary and Biden regularly do so.
Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She gone the full MTG.
by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021
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The full MTG

Delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden regularly do so.
Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She's gone the full MTG.
by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021
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MTG MAGA’s MVP

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 17, 2023
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MTG Syndrome

The pathological need to demonstrate one's ignorance to as wide an audience as possible.
That lying politician suffers from MTG Syndrome
by macZag February 11, 2023
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