by sweetpuff November 16, 2018

by Just Another Creep July 7, 2011

viv: what happened to you? you look very sick.
pulpy: mtd feels so unpleasant. not pog.
jinola: mtd? what do you mean
viv: omg jinola! that stands for "my terrible diarrhea".
jinola: oh, is that it? hope you'll feel well soon. cope.
pulpy: mtd feels so unpleasant. not pog.
jinola: mtd? what do you mean
viv: omg jinola! that stands for "my terrible diarrhea".
jinola: oh, is that it? hope you'll feel well soon. cope.
by nintendo ike February 21, 2022

Guy 1: "Hey, how'd your date with sara go?"
Guy 2: "Good"
Guy 1: "Did she give you any mtd action?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but some mtd would've been nice though."
Guy 2: "Good"
Guy 1: "Did she give you any mtd action?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but some mtd would've been nice though."
by Rick R. July 24, 2008

Masturbation Transmitted Disease... when you jerk off so much you rub your dick raw creating an infection or an MTD!
That kid Tyler jerks off 10 times a day!! He’s risking getting MTDs! A Masturbation Transmitted Disease!
by DrTimBob June 9, 2018

