Mr. Brown

1. A turd, a shit.

2. "To go for a ~" To take a shit.

See also Mr. Brown is at the window

Be right back, got Mr. Brown at the window.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

mr brown

A name you can use in any place of a person or object.

Mr Brown is upsidedown

by Jason June 4, 2005

Mr. Brown

The best canned coffee drink out of Thailand. It comes in a short can with the grinning visage of who appears to be the late Peter Ustinov in a white suit, drinking a cup of coffee. The short, stubby can provides just the right amount of cool, creamy coffee goodness.

I'm going down to Saigon Market to pick up some pocky and some Mr. Brown iced coffee.

by the birds and trees December 18, 2007

Mr Brown Hand

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

Downtown with Mr. Brown

a term black men use to refer to jacking off.

Stephon: Man, im really nervous about my interview today

Laquintin: My negro, just got Downtown with Mr. Brown!

Stephon: (30 minutes later) Wow Laquintin! That really helped!

Laquintin: You know i always be gotten yo back boiii

by Jaxman92 July 8, 2010

Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008