mph

My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.

Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.

by mrhealer April 06, 2014

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by medinafunky March 07, 2007

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90 Mph

The speed at which it is believed bastards cannot travel.

"Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

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you're going 100 mph. slow down!

by egocentric March 24, 2018

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The speed which is required to travel through time
(142 kph)

"If my calculations are correct when this sucker reachers 88 mph, you’re going to see some serious shit!"
-Doc Brown 1:19am Saturday October 26 1985

by RRman September 23, 2006

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This party just hit 88 mph.

by Brian Fellow February 01, 2003

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When someone in the discord wants to commit suicide, they 180 MPH into a tree

Damn, long just did a 180 MPH, RIP

by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

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