Acronym for Middle Of Bum-Fuck NoWhere.
noun
Used to describe the utter fucking absence of knowledge concerning one's whereabouts in both a literal and figurative sense.
Also used to describe a location that is remote and far away from the more pleasant features of human civilization such as entertainment venues, good restaurants, electricity, high speed Internet and plumbing.
Plausible pronunciation: mob-fu-new; mob-finew; mob-fenu, etc
noun
Used to describe the utter fucking absence of knowledge concerning one's whereabouts in both a literal and figurative sense.
Also used to describe a location that is remote and far away from the more pleasant features of human civilization such as entertainment venues, good restaurants, electricity, high speed Internet and plumbing.
Plausible pronunciation: mob-fu-new; mob-finew; mob-fenu, etc
1.
A:Shit, where the hell are we?
B: Dunno, mobfnw as far as I'm concerned.
2.
C: Where did you say you were going to school again?
D: This place in Georgia that's in the mobfnw, fuck.
A:Shit, where the hell are we?
B: Dunno, mobfnw as far as I'm concerned.
2.
C: Where did you say you were going to school again?
D: This place in Georgia that's in the mobfnw, fuck.
by grittynittykimcheesy August 17, 2011
Get the mobfnw mug.Middle of Fucking Nowhere. A concept people from densely populated areas like Connecticut can't comprehend existing in the U.S. where the Plains, the West, and the South have villages and towns of almost a hundred people who live hours from anyone else.
Pronounced "Ma-Fin"
Pronounced "Ma-Fin"
"I was on that dating site and saw this beautiful girl the other day."
"Did you contact her?"
"No, she lives in MOFN. Gorgeous or not, I'm not driving two hours each way into Deliverance country -- Get a flat tire, hear banjos."
"Did you contact her?"
"No, she lives in MOFN. Gorgeous or not, I'm not driving two hours each way into Deliverance country -- Get a flat tire, hear banjos."
by Hobbs_fan June 29, 2013
Get the MOFN mug.1. Gargantuan, immense (adj.)
2. 10,000 motherfuckers (interjection)
3. A mean-ass swamp monster, specifically a mythical alligator with two heads. (noun)
4. Euphemism for motherfucker (used along the gulf coast by African Americans)
2. 10,000 motherfuckers (interjection)
3. A mean-ass swamp monster, specifically a mythical alligator with two heads. (noun)
4. Euphemism for motherfucker (used along the gulf coast by African Americans)
Man, that shit is motengator!
That sumbitch is one fat motengator; he can't even fit through the door.
That sumbitch is one fat motengator; he can't even fit through the door.
by Randall Paxton September 13, 2007
Get the motengator mug.If you're neighborhood is made up of llamas fucking goats, men wearing overalls, and women with long hair they put back in a bun to go along with their long dresses, you're out in the mofnw.
by KOtaku June 22, 2012
Get the mofnw mug.The combination of mohawk vodka and tang. Some say its a "low end society drink".
Originates from Flint, MI
Originates from Flint, MI
by Joebot October 8, 2004
Get the Motang mug.by The Bullet March 15, 2008
Get the motengator mug.She is kind, gentle, smiles a lot, beautiful, is loved by everyone but unfortunately short and has a weird shaped head. She is smart and intelligent also and loves to sleep a lot.
by MDBee February 4, 2020
Get the Motun mug.