Moritz is the type of guy you switch directions on the street for when you walk past. He looks a bit like an alien, but in the best possible way. Like a sexy alien. He is also EXTREMELY smart and INCREDIBLY kind -- the type of man you want to keep close. You're lucky to know one and even luckier if he wants to date you.
by sex. July 14, 2019
Literally the best boyfriend in the world.
Moritz is the type of boy who cares alot. Who makes sure you're doing well. And this is just too precious.
He is cute, awesome and quiet lovely.
Not to mention, he has also big dick energy.
The best girlfriend for Moritz is definitely a Leoni.
Moritz is the type of boy who cares alot. Who makes sure you're doing well. And this is just too precious.
He is cute, awesome and quiet lovely.
Not to mention, he has also big dick energy.
The best girlfriend for Moritz is definitely a Leoni.
by asmr godzilla January 19, 2019
by Cocksuckerdaniel January 24, 2020
He has a great penis and big testicles. He loves good parties. He is the best lover a girl who likes good sex can have.
by SramET January 03, 2017
Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.
Moritz is wallowing again.
by Nkolski January 02, 2019
A sexy, yet slightly retarded, German male. May or may not have a speech impediment. Also, sometimes known to have a very sexy and intelligent roommate. It's natural habitat is Canadian boarding schools.
"Man, have you seen that sweet moritz at SJR?"
"No, but i've met his roommate. He's freakin' awesome!"
"No, but i've met his roommate. He's freakin' awesome!"
by nejtag15 March 05, 2009