Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

Monkey's Forehead

A particularly hirsute female pubic region resembling a primate's forehead.

Sue sported a very fine monkey's forehead.

by Dave B October 2, 2003

Monkey's Birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Forty-n-Eight December 13, 2007

Monkey S*** Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously F***ed up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey S*** Fights organized better than this!

by JSP124 January 22, 2009

monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014