MOLD

Male Obsessive Lawnmowing Disorder

warning to all wives with husbands over 40: be vigilant for signs of MOLD it is severely contagious. Symptoms include spending all weekend sitting on lawn mower to avoid conversation and anxious fidgeting if weather or social interaction prevents aforementioned activity.

by Mrs Malaprop September 18, 2013

mold

When something randomly appears or disappears it is said to "mold". Originally related to bugs in video games,now also applies to the real world.

That guy molded out of nowhere

by Mudpize January 11, 2007

mold

Weed. Pot. Those green leaves that make you high. See marijuana.

Guy: What's this green stuff in these peanut butter crackers you gave me?
Dude: HAHAHA BITCH IT'S MOLD!

by Guy Diddley April 22, 2006

MOLD

MOLD stands for Madi, Olivia, Lauren, and David. It’s impossible to take away any letter from the acronym because it won’t be the same word. With a letter missing, the whole word doesn’t seem whole or complete.

Sarya: What’s MOLD?

Madi & David: Only the best friend group out there!

Alyssa: What happens when you remove the O?

Lauren: It’s incomplete and is not the same...

by mold1234 January 26, 2021

Mold

Grows best between 77-86 degrees.

Hym “Look at the mold shit. You see how full of shit you’re allowed to be. Like... you’re not anonymous but your full of shit. And you’re clearly a narcissist. Fascinating. You’re quite the creature. It’s good to know that my charlatan detector is working. ‘You’re allowed to criticize me but you have to be nice! Except don’t be nice because being nice is bad.’ What a clown. What an actual clown. And what you guys like to do is use kids as a meat shield to push your fascistic ideology.”

by Hym Iam November 2, 2022

mold

You don’t like something at first but it has grown on you.

(Similar to the noun “mold” which has a negative connotation but it grows on things.)

Dude, that shirt is so mold!
My haircut is mold.

Prom was pretty mold, not gonna lie.

by P. Erf Ecked March 9, 2024

mold!

1. a random manner of annoyance to a group of people during normal socializing; attempt in getting attention; trying to be cool.
2. a greeting that is meant as hello when calling someone.

1)
person 1: yo dude did you hear wh...
person 2: mold bitch!
person 1: dude shut the fuck up! ur fuckin annoying!

2)
person 1: (dialing friends' number) mold!
person 2: umm... hey dude

by kev-dawg October 26, 2003