Baby Moccasins

a moccasin made out of a baby. you slip your foot inside the rib cage, and the intestines are a nice touch as a shoe lace.

Johnny: "i just killed two babies and made these sweet moccasins!"
Tyler "SWEET! my mom is prego with quadruplets im about to have two new pairs of baby moccasins!"

by urban.chic June 18, 2010

minnesota moccasins

When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.

John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.

by poopiedoopie56 October 17, 2011

Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020

Moccasin Monday

The tradition of wearing your Moccasin shoes every Monday.

Ryan: Oh gosh it's Monday tomorrow.
Mitch: Yea, but it's also Moccasin Monday! YAY!

by Flaming Ostrich March 23, 2011

Roccasins

Knee-length, laced moccasins worn by hesher and rocker chicks, typically festooned with feathers and Turquoise-inlaid buttons. Popular in the 80s, with a brief resurgence in the mid-2000s. Typically worn with acid-wash jeans and a Bon Jovi t-shirt.

Did you see that hesher pushing that BMX bike down the street? His girlfriend was wearing roccasins.

by Sarzzo January 11, 2012

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Sex Moccasin

A colloquial term for a "perfect" Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ. A "new" vagina.

I just wanna slip into her sex moccasin for awhile and feel the comfort.

by ScreamingGremlin August 11, 2010