Maskurbation

To wear a surgical type face mask because if feels good, or makes others feel safe, but doesn't actually accomplish anything. To wear a surgical type mask incorrectly.

I saw a person wearing a surgical mask over their mouth but their nose was uncovered; they were performing maskurbation to make others feel safe.

by Scooter T May 14, 2020

Moskulate

1. to hit or strike very hard, as a golf ball

2. to beat another competitor/athlete/team by a large margin

"Wow, he moskulated his putt right off of the green!"

by Pat O'Neil February 24, 2009

Muskular

Having or relating to the quality of being musky, exuding a personally distinct scent. Usually implies either a muscular quality including "dad bods" and "bears," or that the level of musk was achieved through exertion of effort and strength.

The bear next door has been doing yard work all day, I think I'll bring him an iced tea and see how muskular he's gotten.

by Matcha Shepsky March 14, 2021

Engin Miskunn

Means "No mercy". Often uttered by a screaming meth-head as they squish your ballsack with a big hammer.

Person: I'm tired, it couldn't hurt to have a lie down
Jorm: ENGIN MISKUNN

by Rectal Smegma July 10, 2020

Toxic Muskulinity

toxic muskulinity
/tɒksɪk mʌskjʊˈlɪnɪti/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

a set of attitudes and ways of behaving stereotypically associated with or expected of Elon Musk, regarded as having a negative impact on his audience and on society as a whole.

"the destructive messages associated with toxic muskulinity can lead to incels feeling entitled to engage in vile vitriol and hate speech."

by Ms. Unformation July 10, 2023

Maskurbate

To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone

That guys maskurbates all the time in his car even though no one else is riding with him.

by Smoopie April 25, 2021

maskurbating

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020