might as well smear it on my guts ! 

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

might as well smear it on my guts ! by michael foolsley December 3, 2020

Might as well plow on sunday 

Used when some one has been slaking off to explain what else they could have been doing. Synonym for procrastinating. Comes from "The Crucible" by arthur miller where John Proctor is accused of plowing on sunday.

Example 1:
P1: "Dude i spent all night watching tv instead of doing my english home work."
P2:"Idiot you might as well have been plowing on sunday"
Example 2:
P1: "Wanna hang out tomorrow?"
P2: "I might as well plow on sunday."

Might as well plow on sunday by BurnBB April 29, 2011

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb 

Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.

They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb by Fearman December 28, 2007

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

Might as well lick my butt by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

mmmmmmm might as well 

a phrase used by a girl who is never satisfied.

girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home

boy: okay i was at work

girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here

mmmmmmm might as well by salbltrn November 7, 2012

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. 

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. by Sheppison September 18, 2010

well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass

A very famous and funny quote from Scary Movie. If you shout this out randomly, it can be quite hilarious and sometimes will scare your friends!

"Well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass!"
*Everyone laughs*

well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass by littlelibertine July 1, 2005