Mitch

One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.

John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.

by Cheechy Chong January 21, 2009

Mitching

Verb.
To loiter, lollygag, procrastinate, or behaving in a lackadaisical fashion in an attempt to avoid a previously set obligation, especially under the pretense of dealing with a ‘technical issue’(computer meltdown, glitch, virus, etc.) that would hinder participation in the aforementioned activity.

“Sally says she is getting her computer fixed during class today, but I think she’s just mitching.”
“Danny totally mitched out on that typing exam, I saw him hanging around the mall when he said he had to get his keyboard rewired.”
“I would love to mitch today, but I already said that my virus was taken care of and I can’t think of a better excuse.”

by Feather La August 4, 2007

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.' Or : "where my mitches at?"

by Thorusaurus April 19, 2018

Mitchness

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

by Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010

Mitched

To absolutely disrespect a girl that you are with just so you can get with another girl. No matter what, whether you are hooking up, going out, or even married, you still will take advantage of any situation in which you can get ass.

Steve was hooking up with Mary but then he made out with Amy at a party. Steve just mitched Mary

by johnwalldemarcuscousins February 16, 2010

Mitch

A cheeseburger eating beast

Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!

by xSOLECOLLECTORx January 18, 2009

Mitch

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

by monkeysomethingone April 26, 2009