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One way mission

A one way mission is military slang for a mission likely to produce extreme loss of life.
It looks like the orders are likely to be a one way mission, a suicide patrol.
by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016
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CO Mission

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.
Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.
by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020
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missouri tuxedo

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.
Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.
by torque boy December 26, 2011
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Missouri Cannonball

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
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Junkie Mission

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.
Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.
by Mtownjw August 16, 2009
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skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.
Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"
by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017
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Missing someone

Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.
someone: How’s it going since he passed away?
me: It feels like I’m missing someone from my life.
by missing my pup November 12, 2018
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