known as the sexiest man alive, or to his fans 'God'. mike is the most amazing, inspirational, talented bass player in punk rock history. mike is deffinately the best member of green day because of these factors; he is the sexiest man alive, he is the most talented bass player in the history of the world ever, he is perfect in every way shape and form.
by Mrs Katie dirnt September 1, 2005

The very attractive and talented bass guitarist/backup vocalist of the punk rock band Green Day. Mike prefers to keep to himself and stay out of the spotlight. But quite frankly, the band couldn't do without him.
by green narcotics January 11, 2006

Bass guitarist for Green Day
contrary to popular belief, HE is sexiest man alive, defeating his bandmate Billie Joe Armstrong
contrary to popular belief, HE is sexiest man alive, defeating his bandmate Billie Joe Armstrong
by CTDirnt November 10, 2004

awesome dude in my favorite band...green day!!!! not as hot as billie joe armstrong or tre cool, but hey, he is kinda cute....lol.
by Miss Amy January 12, 2005

Mike Dirnt: Bassist for Green Day, also HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! Once wore a yellow disco suite that him look like a bannana.
Qoates from Mike Dirnt:
If you think you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
Happeiness is a jorney, not a destinatoin.
They're looking for the gold, the money, and the mike. (or something like that.)
If you think you're going to do something wrong, do it right.
Happeiness is a jorney, not a destinatoin.
They're looking for the gold, the money, and the mike. (or something like that.)
by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 11, 2006

Bass player of Green Day. Down-to-earth, hot as all hell, and funny in a quiet soft of way. Billie Joe Armstrong's best friend, and my favorite. Usually overlooked, needs more love.
by Friker September 26, 2010

Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.
Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.
by RoseThourne December 15, 2006
