Miramichi Valley High School

an absolute shit box of a school. where girls piss in the soap dispensers and guys steal them. girls getting pregnant like it's nothing. the teachers don't really give a f*ck about what you do but you still have the odd goody two shoes who actually follows the rules. no one wants to be there but everyone goes there. you'll probably get into a fight at the field and the teachers pretend they don't know about it. but it's still better than Jmh.

boy 1: man my school sucks

boy 2: you definitely go to Miramichi Valley high school!

by local mv student October 20, 2021

Minami

A very sweet, outgoing, attractive, and funniest girl you will ever meet. She knows how to gives good advices too. She can get any men she really wanted too. Everybody loves Minami. It's hard not too.

Minami is a sweet loving girl, but at times she could be REALLY freaky! To any guy that has her should be felt special. She isn't easy. If you have her, you are one of a kind. Not anyone could get her. At school, every guy wants her. Every girl wants to be her friend.

But really, Minami is an angel sent from heaven. She is a one of a kind. If she is in a relationship, he will treat you no other. She is extremely loyal, sweet, loving, kind, funny, outgoing, and even HOT!

Minami really is a one of a kind...

by Alex Wond January 28, 2018

Miami skin fade

A skin fade haircut you receive right before taking a plane to Miami, on your genitals.

Bro I’m so stoked to get this Miami skin fade. I’ve never had one before.

by LeonVonGradwitz January 31, 2019

minami mug

The Ultimate and superior mug of all mugs.

Even more than the Gromit mug itself.

The bearer of such mug possesses the ultimate form of carbon based life form ever to exists.

Guy: i got a mug

Genji main: * T-poses in minami mug full of hot chocolate *

by Buy a minami mug BN May 25, 2021

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

Miami Heat Fan

People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.

note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.

JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
-or-
DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"

by Benedict A August 25, 2010

The Miami Flu

The flu-like nasal symptoms that result from moderate to heavy consumption of cocaine. The term arose during the 1980s when cocaine exploded upon the United States; Miami, one city of many where cocaine was particularly popular, is a place where the "common cold" rarely occurs. Thus, any person with sniffles in Miami was not sick, but instead recovering from a night or succession of nights use of cocaine. One generally does not feel the symptoms often associated with a cold--such as a fever, aches, and chills; only an extremely stuffed nasal passage.

1984 in New York City:

Robert: -sniff sniff- God damn! I think I'm coming down the Miami flu!

Simon: Well you and that lady friend of yours only did about ten to fifteen lines last night!

Robert: Hahah, I guess I deserve it then!

by Cocaine, Jane November 9, 2009