Mif

Mom I'm fucking.

See that blonde over there? She's my mif!

by RhodesNYC May 18, 2009

miffed

Bewildered.

A member of the venue staff asks if anyone is there for "RammSTEEN" at which point a fan corrects him with "RammSTEIN" and the guy becomes miffed.

by Colter October 31, 2003

miffed

To be confused.

What are you going on about? I am completely miffed!

by Jennifer Tull August 27, 2003

Mif

Mom or Mother I fucked

Steven:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Garret:Nah dude shes a mif
Steven:What's a mif?
Garret:Mom I Fucked

by peaurgboipsgb May 26, 2007

miffing

Something that makes you mad. From the word miff. Like "maddening" but that's not a word either. Or disappointing.
Also a form of the verb of 'miff'.

The lack of Killers' concerts in Northern Canada is absolutely miffing!

She kept miffing me off by trying to steal my copy of Hot Fuss!

I was in quite a miffing situation when the people were taking pictures of me and Brandon!

by Andrea June 08, 2005

miffed

peaved; mildly annoyed and mildly effeminate

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* miffed

Frankly Biff, I'm becoming a little miffed by your frequent absences.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005

mif

Mom I fucked. (A take off on American Pie.)

How often do you think a milf becomes a mif?

by m July 22, 2005