mellons

used in a stoner culture and is derived from the word mellow.

it means that someone agrees with what is being said, or thinks its a good idea or that it was awesome

Stoner 1: "I got so high yesterday and then ate the dankest chocolate chip cookies"

Stoner 2 replies: "Mellons, that sounds like a good time."

by nlamb March 08, 2010

Mellon

British slag for Idiot

That man is such a Mellon.

by Geoffmoon January 03, 2020

mellon

to decrease the breast size of

"I'm going to mellon you with a plastic knife if you don't shut up."

by master141 February 19, 2009

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 20, 2003

Mellon

The elvish word for friend, used to open the door to the Mines of Moria.

Mellon.

by Scott Zion June 15, 2010

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. September 27, 2016

mellon-farmer

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

by original-movie-fan August 31, 2007