Megamind

When you're fucking a girl and you're about to cum so you turn her around and jam the tip of your cock in her nose and blow your load. thus recreating the final scene of megamind.

Guy 1: so i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i got the weird urge to tunr her around and cum in her nose.

Guy 2: so you megaminded her?

by macmnd January 8, 2018

MegaMind

His name is probally david M and he has a big ass head

Dam u see that david m right there hes a megamind

by rayytriggaa November 8, 2019

MegaMind

His name is usually david marino

U see that david right there hes a MegaMind

by rayytriggaa November 8, 2019

megamind nigga

a nigga wit a bigass hed

person 1: lol that nigga head big af !!!
person 2: hahaha megamind nigga lookin ass :PPPP xd

by maiqcol July 23, 2018

Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022

MegaMind

The best movie ever made.
Ever.

Yuri:megamind.
Joe:megamind.

by ._- my eye broke November 1, 2019

megamind: no bitches?

its what year seven boys get, and if you have no bitches your name probably starts with k or j

carla:omg is that jensen and koby?
megamind: no bitches?

it means you have small pp

by megamindgetsbitches March 31, 2022