meat gazer

2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.

"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 10, 2005

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 03, 2009

meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

by Tyrome Bling May 18, 2005

meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

by bobby dville October 09, 2007

meat gazer

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.

"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer

by Doolie May 05, 2004

Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.

Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women

by Pete October 13, 2003