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McDonald’s is the McBest.
by Zsed August 8, 2018
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Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”
Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”
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Get the McDonald’s mug.A place where children go as there parents try to work off the three hundred thousand dollar loan they have taken out to be able to afford common household appliances as they struggle to live off of the 8 dollar and hour wage working Alfonso construction because they spend all their leftover money on black tar heroine and meth instead of putting it in saving like a normal fucking person as their life crumbles away
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by Yooo*☆♪ April 10, 2023
Get the McDonald’s mug.A horrible place. They pay minimum wage for maximum labor. In fact, most of the work they put their employees through is just under illegal. People think they're dirty, but not really. The food is properly handled and the employees aren't poor (unless they're old .... the young kids are only there for "experience" or a paycheck ... I mean, I wear Louis Vuitton and Gucci and I'm only there to become a manager, so I can have bragging rights).
The food however is fattening. Recently, they switched the vats (the things they cook most of their food in), from like grease to vegetable oil or something. But that doesn't make much of a difference. They are really cheap with their food, one sqirt of ketchup/mustard, a pinch of fake onions that come in a package, and you have to add water to make them grow, and two pickles, AND ONLY two pickles to a cheeseburger. Everything is very methodical and orderly there, and working there sucks.
You have to serve fat pigs who look down your shirt, and whiney skinny whores who bitch about calories and our menu (don't eat there if you don't want to get fat, simple as that peeps). The seniors complain when the prices go up one cent, and they make rude comments, and they show up every single day at the same time (some people don't have lives I guess, they'd rather go to McDonald's every day).
At McDonald's you aren't allowed to talk back to customers, even though half the time they are completely wrong. No, there are no tomatoes or mustard on a Big Mac, so don't ask. No, we don't have such a thing as "A Used burger Meal". No, I don't need your five cent tip, it's only going to go to the poor Ronald McDonald's House charity anyways. I make 17$ an hour, keep your five cents. No, of course I didn't wash my hands before I served you (idiot, if we actually were unhygenic like that we'd get sued, we're running a resturant, not a science experiment). If we didn't get your order right, calm the fuck down, the sky is not falling, we'll gladly replace your burger if you shut up and act polite about it. If not, we don't have a problem making it wrong again, just to spite you.
We are allowed to tell you to shut up, leave the store, and walk to the next McDonald's. No I don't have to take your order, it is not against the law to tell you to fuck off and walk away from you. If you want to be an ass, walk behind the counter, figure out the till yourself, and make your own damn burger, because obviously we're not doing it fast enough for you ... or something like that. It is not a requirement for us to be polite to you, it's just something we do. In fact, our only job is to take your order and get you the fuck out of the resturant in three minutes or less, so our job is to be fast, not friendly.
So McDonald's in general is a horrible place to work, and a horrible place to eat. The customers always complain (says something about our service huh?) and we could quite frankly care less about your demands (says something about our attitude). It isn't a problem of the actual corperate McDonald's, they are just a bunch of executives who sit behind a desk all day, with no actual experience of what it is like to work at a McDonald's. They don't know how hard it is to fake a smile.
So the definition of McDonald's is a resturant run by people who've probably never eaten there, or worked there. It is corrupt, and the customers expect too much.
The food however is fattening. Recently, they switched the vats (the things they cook most of their food in), from like grease to vegetable oil or something. But that doesn't make much of a difference. They are really cheap with their food, one sqirt of ketchup/mustard, a pinch of fake onions that come in a package, and you have to add water to make them grow, and two pickles, AND ONLY two pickles to a cheeseburger. Everything is very methodical and orderly there, and working there sucks.
You have to serve fat pigs who look down your shirt, and whiney skinny whores who bitch about calories and our menu (don't eat there if you don't want to get fat, simple as that peeps). The seniors complain when the prices go up one cent, and they make rude comments, and they show up every single day at the same time (some people don't have lives I guess, they'd rather go to McDonald's every day).
At McDonald's you aren't allowed to talk back to customers, even though half the time they are completely wrong. No, there are no tomatoes or mustard on a Big Mac, so don't ask. No, we don't have such a thing as "A Used burger Meal". No, I don't need your five cent tip, it's only going to go to the poor Ronald McDonald's House charity anyways. I make 17$ an hour, keep your five cents. No, of course I didn't wash my hands before I served you (idiot, if we actually were unhygenic like that we'd get sued, we're running a resturant, not a science experiment). If we didn't get your order right, calm the fuck down, the sky is not falling, we'll gladly replace your burger if you shut up and act polite about it. If not, we don't have a problem making it wrong again, just to spite you.
We are allowed to tell you to shut up, leave the store, and walk to the next McDonald's. No I don't have to take your order, it is not against the law to tell you to fuck off and walk away from you. If you want to be an ass, walk behind the counter, figure out the till yourself, and make your own damn burger, because obviously we're not doing it fast enough for you ... or something like that. It is not a requirement for us to be polite to you, it's just something we do. In fact, our only job is to take your order and get you the fuck out of the resturant in three minutes or less, so our job is to be fast, not friendly.
So McDonald's in general is a horrible place to work, and a horrible place to eat. The customers always complain (says something about our service huh?) and we could quite frankly care less about your demands (says something about our attitude). It isn't a problem of the actual corperate McDonald's, they are just a bunch of executives who sit behind a desk all day, with no actual experience of what it is like to work at a McDonald's. They don't know how hard it is to fake a smile.
So the definition of McDonald's is a resturant run by people who've probably never eaten there, or worked there. It is corrupt, and the customers expect too much.
Customer: "Fucking McDonald's folk got my Big Mac wrong! I asked for no tomatoes!"
Employee: "Sir, there aren't any tomatoes in a Big Mac ...."
Customer: (Checks sandwhich ... no tomatoes) "Oh ...."
Employee: "Have a nice day!" *Thinking (I hope you get hit by a bus you disgusting, fat, rapist pig)
Employer: "Empty the grease bucket, and if you do that we might be able to pay you the minimum wage ..."
Crew Trainer: "ONLY two pickles to a sandwhich ..."
Customer: "I just want to tell you that your lobby is a mess .... you should clean up after me and my disgusting, and messy family who just left five tray fulls of half eaten sandwhiches and chewed up fries. My son peed in the slide in the playplace, my daughter spilled her coke all over an old lady and your floor, and my husband took a shit in the toilet and didn't flush ... don't worry, our house isn't this messy ...."
Order Taker: (Drive Thru) "Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"
Customer: "Hold on a second ... Hello? Yeah I'm in the drive thru ... what do you want? No, Jimmy can't go to soccer, NO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. No, what do you want? Hurry up, there is a line forming behind me? No way, what? Are you serious? Get out of town? Seriously? Woah man, that's messed ... anyways, you want a Big Mac? Extra Pickles, no tomatoes? What does Karen want? WELL ASK HER! Okay, okay, alright bye."
*one second later
"HELLO? ARE YOU STILL THERE? IS MCDONALD'S CLOSED OR SOMETHING?"
Order Taker: "No ...."
Customer: "CAN I GET TEN BIG MACS EXTRA ONIONS, NO SORRY EXTRA PICKLES, NO TOMATOES! AND I CAME THROUGH HERE LAST YEAR AND THEY FUCKED UP MY ORDER, I DON'T HAVE THE RECIPT BUT CAN I GET MY TEN BIG MACS FOR FREE, THEY GOT IT WRONG LAST TIME I ASKED FOR NO TOMATOES!"
Order Taker: "Um, you don't have to yell sir."
Customer: "I'M NOT YELLING I JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR ME."
Order Taker: "I can hear you, ten Big Macs Extra Pickles."
Customer: "NO TOMATOES."
Order Taker: "There aren't any tomatoes on a Big Mac, anything else for you sir?"
Customer: "Nope. I'm good."
Order Taker: "That will be thirty eight dollars at the second window"
Customer: "THIRTY EIGHT FUCKING DOLLARS?"
Order Taker: "Ten Big Macs, $3.00 for a Big Mac, you do the math ...."
Employee: "Sir, there aren't any tomatoes in a Big Mac ...."
Customer: (Checks sandwhich ... no tomatoes) "Oh ...."
Employee: "Have a nice day!" *Thinking (I hope you get hit by a bus you disgusting, fat, rapist pig)
Employer: "Empty the grease bucket, and if you do that we might be able to pay you the minimum wage ..."
Crew Trainer: "ONLY two pickles to a sandwhich ..."
Customer: "I just want to tell you that your lobby is a mess .... you should clean up after me and my disgusting, and messy family who just left five tray fulls of half eaten sandwhiches and chewed up fries. My son peed in the slide in the playplace, my daughter spilled her coke all over an old lady and your floor, and my husband took a shit in the toilet and didn't flush ... don't worry, our house isn't this messy ...."
Order Taker: (Drive Thru) "Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"
Customer: "Hold on a second ... Hello? Yeah I'm in the drive thru ... what do you want? No, Jimmy can't go to soccer, NO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. No, what do you want? Hurry up, there is a line forming behind me? No way, what? Are you serious? Get out of town? Seriously? Woah man, that's messed ... anyways, you want a Big Mac? Extra Pickles, no tomatoes? What does Karen want? WELL ASK HER! Okay, okay, alright bye."
*one second later
"HELLO? ARE YOU STILL THERE? IS MCDONALD'S CLOSED OR SOMETHING?"
Order Taker: "No ...."
Customer: "CAN I GET TEN BIG MACS EXTRA ONIONS, NO SORRY EXTRA PICKLES, NO TOMATOES! AND I CAME THROUGH HERE LAST YEAR AND THEY FUCKED UP MY ORDER, I DON'T HAVE THE RECIPT BUT CAN I GET MY TEN BIG MACS FOR FREE, THEY GOT IT WRONG LAST TIME I ASKED FOR NO TOMATOES!"
Order Taker: "Um, you don't have to yell sir."
Customer: "I'M NOT YELLING I JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR ME."
Order Taker: "I can hear you, ten Big Macs Extra Pickles."
Customer: "NO TOMATOES."
Order Taker: "There aren't any tomatoes on a Big Mac, anything else for you sir?"
Customer: "Nope. I'm good."
Order Taker: "That will be thirty eight dollars at the second window"
Customer: "THIRTY EIGHT FUCKING DOLLARS?"
Order Taker: "Ten Big Macs, $3.00 for a Big Mac, you do the math ...."
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