If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.
by DoomGuy September 20, 2006
A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."
"Fast food?"
"Nahh. My house."
"You Microwave Mastermind."
"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."
"Fast food?"
"Nahh. My house."
"You Microwave Mastermind."
by VandalTR January 16, 2012
The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.
Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek
Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.
Contestant: Windhoek
Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.
by Burger King Diamond August 15, 2011
My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind
by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015
Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
hey Mastermind Satoshi is pretty cool
by wxlnutt February 15, 2021
When you’re bricked out of your mind at your methadone chemist, dacking lynx body wash and stealing old ladies purses
by Citizenjohn October 17, 2022