every1 from massapequa is better than fdalers
by oot March 20, 2005
Massapequa School District:
Okay folks, Let's start off with the Elementary Schools..
Birch Lane: (aka Bitch Lane) Full of rich snobby nosey soccer moms that spend all their money on bake sales and girl scout cookies.
East Lake: (aka Beast Lake) Full of wannabe sluts that pretty much have never made out with someone of the opposite sex.
Lochart: (aka Lock Fart) Full of prude tight little girls that freak when they kiss their boyfriends.
Fairfield: (aka FagField/FairyField) Full of posers that wish we lived in Amityville.
Mckenna: (aka.. i dont have a nickname for this one sorry) Full of dumb blondes that dont know their shapes.
Unqua: (aka Punkqua) Probably the most annoying school (girl wise.)..fucking bitches
Junior High / High School:
Alfred J. Berner Middle School: Jesus Christ in heaven. Mothers, do not send your children here.. Unless theyre prude. Then, its all good. But other wise.. its catholic school for your children. This school is highly sexually active, alcoholically involved, and very into getting stoned. It amazes me how blind and retarded parents are when it comes to this school. The kids are fucking crazy. They have no respect for teachers, deans, coaches etc. Detentions are handed out more than homeworks. Theres rats and mice in the building..but hey its ok. Berner is located pretty much in Amityville, which is just fucking wonderful. Our Librarian got jumped outside the main building, Our dean is going out with the bitchiest english teacher there is, and the physical education teacher is a lesbian. All the assemblies they have are related with drugs, stds, and dress codes. Most of our teachers are fucking retarded senior citizens, and theres a fucking waiting list to get suspended. I can name a quite a few young ladies off the bat that have made out with more girls than guys. And beer is more of a best friend than a beverage.
Ames: Located next to Lochart. The School Sucks asshole and its fucking gay because its 9th grade only.
Massapequa High School: Fucked up little burned out fucks..but hey.. gotta love it.. i mean how can you not love huge orgy parties every other night and getting stoned during ur off periods.
And now, for the one and only Private Fucking School :
St. Rose Of Lima: Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude.. with some exceptions.
Okay folks, Let's start off with the Elementary Schools..
Birch Lane: (aka Bitch Lane) Full of rich snobby nosey soccer moms that spend all their money on bake sales and girl scout cookies.
East Lake: (aka Beast Lake) Full of wannabe sluts that pretty much have never made out with someone of the opposite sex.
Lochart: (aka Lock Fart) Full of prude tight little girls that freak when they kiss their boyfriends.
Fairfield: (aka FagField/FairyField) Full of posers that wish we lived in Amityville.
Mckenna: (aka.. i dont have a nickname for this one sorry) Full of dumb blondes that dont know their shapes.
Unqua: (aka Punkqua) Probably the most annoying school (girl wise.)..fucking bitches
Junior High / High School:
Alfred J. Berner Middle School: Jesus Christ in heaven. Mothers, do not send your children here.. Unless theyre prude. Then, its all good. But other wise.. its catholic school for your children. This school is highly sexually active, alcoholically involved, and very into getting stoned. It amazes me how blind and retarded parents are when it comes to this school. The kids are fucking crazy. They have no respect for teachers, deans, coaches etc. Detentions are handed out more than homeworks. Theres rats and mice in the building..but hey its ok. Berner is located pretty much in Amityville, which is just fucking wonderful. Our Librarian got jumped outside the main building, Our dean is going out with the bitchiest english teacher there is, and the physical education teacher is a lesbian. All the assemblies they have are related with drugs, stds, and dress codes. Most of our teachers are fucking retarded senior citizens, and theres a fucking waiting list to get suspended. I can name a quite a few young ladies off the bat that have made out with more girls than guys. And beer is more of a best friend than a beverage.
Ames: Located next to Lochart. The School Sucks asshole and its fucking gay because its 9th grade only.
Massapequa High School: Fucked up little burned out fucks..but hey.. gotta love it.. i mean how can you not love huge orgy parties every other night and getting stoned during ur off periods.
And now, for the one and only Private Fucking School :
St. Rose Of Lima: Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude. Prude.. with some exceptions.
by smokey mcpot March 27, 2005
Anyone from Massapequa is better than anyone from Farmingdale....Farmingdale is comprized of lil fucks who like to think they are better than us
by oot February 17, 2005
General term for 4 towns in southeastern Nassau county, Long island.
The Hamlet of Massapequa: westernmost town, the largest one, anywhere west of the high school.
The Hamlet of North Massapequa: northernmost (duh), anywhere north of Jerusalem avenue, most kids go to plainedge or farmingdale schools.
The Hamlet of East Massapequa: easternmost town, the poorest, officially anywhere east of the high school, more often just anywhere east of the middle school (which is sometimes called West Amityville). The West Amityville part is a bit more diverse, a lot poorer, and the kids go to Amityville schools.
The Village of Massapequa Park: in the center of everything, the smallest, probably the richest, officially the area containing the high school, more often inflated to being anywhere east of the high school and west of the middle school. The “downtown” of the Massapequa is within this town.
Massapequa more often just refers to the are covered by the Massapequa School District, which is all of Massapequa and Massapequa Park, 2/3 of East Massapequa, and a very small portion of North Massapequa
Massapequa is full of hot girls, sportsy douchebags, and a whole lot of drug addicts. Geeks are almost nonexistent, as are ugly girls. Massapequa hates Farmingdale and Lindenhurst, spits on Amityville, and is friends with Seaford and Wantagh.
The Hamlet of Massapequa: westernmost town, the largest one, anywhere west of the high school.
The Hamlet of North Massapequa: northernmost (duh), anywhere north of Jerusalem avenue, most kids go to plainedge or farmingdale schools.
The Hamlet of East Massapequa: easternmost town, the poorest, officially anywhere east of the high school, more often just anywhere east of the middle school (which is sometimes called West Amityville). The West Amityville part is a bit more diverse, a lot poorer, and the kids go to Amityville schools.
The Village of Massapequa Park: in the center of everything, the smallest, probably the richest, officially the area containing the high school, more often inflated to being anywhere east of the high school and west of the middle school. The “downtown” of the Massapequa is within this town.
Massapequa more often just refers to the are covered by the Massapequa School District, which is all of Massapequa and Massapequa Park, 2/3 of East Massapequa, and a very small portion of North Massapequa
Massapequa is full of hot girls, sportsy douchebags, and a whole lot of drug addicts. Geeks are almost nonexistent, as are ugly girls. Massapequa hates Farmingdale and Lindenhurst, spits on Amityville, and is friends with Seaford and Wantagh.
Person A: Are u a rich italian?
Person B: Yes, I Am.
Person A: u must be from one of those massapequa places!
Person B: Yes, I Am
Person B: Yes, I Am.
Person A: u must be from one of those massapequa places!
Person B: Yes, I Am
by ReneTyler July 8, 2011
by gred April 3, 2006
If you like pussy you can fit a bowling ball into, Massapequa is right for you.
A town comprised of wanna-be gangsters, and a limitless amount of sluts ranging from late teen all the way to the ripe age of 11.
Where are the parents you may ask? Well, they either don't give a fuck, or they pretend they have no clue that their son comes home at 1 AM stoned, drunk, and probably butt-fucked by his homo-in-denial buddy, and a daughter who's been knocked up serveral times and has plenty more to come.
A town where driving 70 miles per hour down a sidestreet makes natives feel they have a really huge cock. But nothing says I have a huge cock then rolling down your window while driving past a 12 year old kid on merrick road, and screaming something that most of the time isn't even a word.
You'll need a huge dick to have sex in this town, cause girls here...lets just say theres alot of room. Another thing you'll love about Massapequa is the AIDS!!! Gotta love them AIDS!!! We are number one in the U.S.! YEAH!!! MASSAPEQUA'S #1!!!
A town comprised of wanna-be gangsters, and a limitless amount of sluts ranging from late teen all the way to the ripe age of 11.
Where are the parents you may ask? Well, they either don't give a fuck, or they pretend they have no clue that their son comes home at 1 AM stoned, drunk, and probably butt-fucked by his homo-in-denial buddy, and a daughter who's been knocked up serveral times and has plenty more to come.
A town where driving 70 miles per hour down a sidestreet makes natives feel they have a really huge cock. But nothing says I have a huge cock then rolling down your window while driving past a 12 year old kid on merrick road, and screaming something that most of the time isn't even a word.
You'll need a huge dick to have sex in this town, cause girls here...lets just say theres alot of room. Another thing you'll love about Massapequa is the AIDS!!! Gotta love them AIDS!!! We are number one in the U.S.! YEAH!!! MASSAPEQUA'S #1!!!
"Lets not eat at the Massapequa diner, we might catch the AIDS."
"Bra my dick is SOOOOO HUGEEEEEE. Want to see?"
"I'm not gay"
"Bra"
"Ya Bra why does my ass hurt Bra"
"Bra. This Saturday, i'm drinking Jack Dainels, then I'm gonna drink..."
"I suck dick for cash"
"Bra my dick is SOOOOO HUGEEEEEE. Want to see?"
"I'm not gay"
"Bra"
"Ya Bra why does my ass hurt Bra"
"Bra. This Saturday, i'm drinking Jack Dainels, then I'm gonna drink..."
"I suck dick for cash"
by K-Stro August 24, 2006