excuse me...
pardon me...
good afternoon...
ahem...
WILL YOU CUT THE MALARKEY! I'M TALKING! THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING HERE!
silencio.
OONGAAWA!!!
pardon me...
good afternoon...
ahem...
WILL YOU CUT THE MALARKEY! I'M TALKING! THERE'S A WHITE MAN TALKING HERE!
silencio.
OONGAAWA!!!
by q jones April 20, 2004
Bull-crap!
by WillyPooh98 November 26, 2014
by Ronald Reagaan October 19, 2012
Malarkey is a charming term for senseless, exaggerated, or insincere talk. Picture someone telling tall tales, exaggerating their accomplishments, or making up stories that are as far-fetched as a unicorn in your backyard. When you hear malarkey, you're in for a storytelling session that's more fiction than fact, usually with a dash of humor.
Usage Example 1: "Karen claimed she once wrestled a shark while climbing Mount Everest, but everyone knew it was just a bunch of malarkey."
Usage Example 2: "The salesman tried to sell me a car that supposedly flew to the moon. I politely told him to stop with the malarkey and show me something sensible."
Usage Example 2: "The salesman tried to sell me a car that supposedly flew to the moon. I politely told him to stop with the malarkey and show me something sensible."
by dgassadf October 12, 2023
"Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
(...)
(...)
(...)
(Malarkey won.)
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
(...)
(...)
(...)
(Malarkey won.)
by Belbcras May 03, 2018
Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.
by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022