russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019

Mcdonald’s ice cream machine

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.

"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"

by Spiderman & El Diablo December 10, 2008

machine spirit

The philosophy that holds all machines as a given and seperate entity. The machine spirit is a whole spirit, yet is only as great as the sum of its parts.

The machine spirit is not to be abused.

by Samuel Ferrell March 18, 2006

roulette machine skyhawk

In england there are loads of betting shops in every town and they all have roullete machines(other games are available) usually 4 per shop by law.and in these shops you have people lurking who have already lost all there money in these machines and persist on staying and watching other players loose by standing over them and looking over there shoulder or perched sat on a chair ie the roulette machine skyhawk

Player:oh shit this machine is fixed I just lost £150............skyhawk: (watching)........player: can you stop standing behind me...........skyhawk responds:I just lost a £1000 in that machine bruv!.............player responds:I don't care stop watching over my shoulder........... skyhawk responds:no bruv I'll stand where I want its a free country............... Player:(punches skyhawk in face)rage..........roulette machine skyhawks everywhere!!!!!!

by mr definition 2014 December 25, 2013