Mac Attack

To succumb to death from complications from pneumonia, in conjunction with an immune system disease called sarcoidosis.

guy 1: Yo, where's Reggi?

guy 2: His sarcoidosis was acting up and he got pneumonia.

guy 1: Oh man, he had a Mac Attack

by Luviticus October 9, 2008

Mac Attack

The sudden and intense craving for a Big Mac from McDonalds.

I'm having a huge Mac Attack right now.

by briren08 November 30, 2010

Mac attack

A mac attack is when you've eaten any regular meal at a MacDonalds restaurant. And when that meal is fully digested, ofcourse you've got to go to the toilet. Your toilet's sanitary will be severely compromised after that.

'Man I feel really really crappy after eating all that Macdonnalds food, better do a Mac Attack on the toilet'

by StbbiP May 6, 2009

Mac Attack

n. When a mac user, after a relentless barrage of PC users offending his computer, goes on a violent rampage.

"Did you hear about Jim?"

"No. What happened?"

"He's dead. Tom killed him. It was a Mac Attack. Strangled him with his own fire wire."

by Last Pseudonym Available April 29, 2009

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 29, 2009

Mac Attack

The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.

Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.

by dum2u November 26, 2009